20 Junkyard Quotes

1)Burning through water
2)The list of things we know we don't know keeps growing.
3)She sounds like a chipmunk singing backwards in French
4)If cows are holy, then does that mean their milk is holy water?
5)When did humanity decide it was evolved enough to tell gravity it sucks?
6)If all humanity turns into zombies, what will we eat when the humans are all gone?
7)It sounded like you just threw up a thesaurus on me.
8)A group of church ladies discussing the difference between zombies and vampires is disturbing and exciting at the same time.
9)How do you not make hell sound scary?
10)You can't have perfect male characters. That's like making a Mr. Elsie Dinsmore.
11)Don't stop, I like making fun of stupid things.
12)If you use one more acronym you will certifiably be speaking another language.
13)Teens don't need English, they have lol.
14)The dark side can't have cookies, because there is no way Darth Vader can bake.
15)Don't ask me, that is how conspiracy starts.
16)I wanted to hack the FBI for fun, but then I realized I would be arrested for the rest of my life.
17)Dancing and nerds don't go well together.
18)I hate spiders, but they eat mosquitoes, so I guess they are okay.
19)Teach by example once, so you never have to do it again.
20)Being in charge is like having a "Kick me" sign on your back except instead of kicking you, people just kill you.